Dad: Here’s $1, take your sister too.
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When someone follows you on twitter :
When someone follows you in real life:
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Hair looks like shit?
Homework still to do?
Room still to clean?
Bitches trying to make you mad?
Friends start giving you all of their annoying drama?
Mom reminds you that you’re accomplishing nothing and tells you to get off tumblr?
this makes me laugh tooo hard
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